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Toolishness

Displaying the characteristics of a tool, aka loser or douchebag.
Tom's toolishness was apparent when he described his evening only in the amount of alcoholic beverage he had consumed.

"Yeah man, i was sooooooo wasted last night, I had like 50 beers. I gotta check my bank account to see what i did last night"
by Zak Attack January 30, 2008
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Toolshed

A tool who goes beyond the call of duty for tooldom. An ubertool. A person so dislikable that they compare to an entire shed full of tools. Usually used with some other reference to tooldom, often in pun form.
He's not a tool, he isn't even a toolbox, he's the entire fucking toolshed.
by DrakeIV August 25, 2010
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toolshed

1.A place, typically a bar or nightclub, where tools are known to congregate.
2. Any place where there is a high percentage of tools.
3. Any place (bar, nightclub,etc.) that comes highly recommended by a tool.
1.We went to that new club, but it turned out to be just another toolshed.

2. Dave told me about that place, but if he thinks it's cool, it's got to be a toolshed.
by Tankboy December 28, 2005
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toolshed

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.
by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014
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Feeling Tookish

an overwhelming urge to go out on a TRULY epic adventure
elsa: im feeling tookish
calyx: wanna streak the fuck into the woods and not come out till we have crafted ourselves animal skin loincloths and have crafted a tree fort equipped caribou rotisserie?
elsa: HELLYEAHFUCKYEAH
by BIGSTICKPOLICY November 7, 2010
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Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.
I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.
by Ojizzum March 1, 2008
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toolshed

a person who only talks about himself, the money he makes, and the shit that he does. basically he has no regard for anyone else.
jesus, aaron is a toolshed, someone should kick him in the face
by aaron p July 11, 2004
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