tokyo joe

The act of getting so shitfaced that you wander off and become MIA for days, usually in a foreign country.

We were drinking in Japan when Sean got so wasted he got all Tokyo Joe on us and we didn't find him til the next day-lost on the Tokyo subway.

by EchoSix January 1, 2014

tokyo manoeuvre

A series of actions by which a Japanese female will entrap a clueless white man into an evening of sex, and eventually marriage. The manoeuvre is as follows:
1. I am kawaii and not here for sex
2. Consume 5 highballs (whisky soda)
3. Pretend to miss the last train
4. Blink helplessly
5. White man falls in trap
6. manoeuvre complete.

Dude, she totally pulled the tokyo manoeuvre on me last night.

by Takosan March 7, 2019

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Tookoh

A new commonly used word towards Call of Duty, meaning someone that constantly uses a sniper and is normally very good at Call of Duty.

"Woah bro that guy is absolutely tookoh with the DSR!"

by Jskillet January 3, 2013

Fumikage Tokoyami

The best friggin bird boi on the planet with a shadow birb friend (hes a good boyo)

Fumikage Tokoyami is the best birb on the planet and he's my most favorite being in the whole entire universe

by Wolfafle October 10, 2020

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Tookah

A reference for weed by 300 gang. It's called tookah because he's a dead rival gang member.

On bro and dem I'm tryna smoke tookah then head out to the block and smoke ops!

by Scama January 26, 2016