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Touch Tone Telephone 

one of the greatest song ever and may as well be a love song
"cause you're the only person in the world who understands"
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay

two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color
Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.
two tone malone by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020
A gorgeous hard working woman who knows what she wants out of life, isn't afraid to take risk, very outspoken and out going, loves to shop, she loves to cuddle only with the right one. When she say she will do something, just know that it will get done no matter what. She is a good friend, and she wishes to have other friends who are just like her. She is loyal, down to earth, and very successful. She is a real keeper. If you find a Tonesha you better keep her on your team!!
I am so in love with Tonesha, she is one of a kind!
tonesha by ToomuchDeal1 January 10, 2017

Don't look at me with that tone of voice

An expression used to describe how someone is standing or, acting wile looking at you in a intense way , generally in a negative way .
I was walking with my girlfriend and I checked out another chick . I looked back at her and she looked pissed. I responded to her don't look at me with that tone of voice ! You we're looking at her to.

fart tone 

A ring tone that’s the sound of a fart.
Dude, that hornblower fart tone rudely woke me out of a sound sleep - so I answered it!
fart tone by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Tonehoffing 

Tonehoffing is the art of stealthily replacing an unsuspecting friend's ring tone with an embarrassing song. Basically, it's Hasselhoffing but applied to a phone.
Dude, at the Save The World charity dinner last night, I took tonehoffing to a whole new level. Replaced Bill Gates's ring tone with that gay ass song from the Apple commercial. Steve Jobs crapped his pants it was so damn funny.
Tonehoffing by Teve Torbes August 1, 2008