TomTomLonghammer

A term that denotes an ackkward fellow with pigeon toes, slightly cross eyed, and large in stature. TomTomLonghammer is an ancient Native American name that means pussy destroyer. Typically a TomTomLonghammer is over 6ft 3inches tall and equally as awkward. He is know for his ability to cause intense sexual arousal to those around him. The term longhammer pays tribute to the ungodly size of his penis. A TomTomLonghammer is always well endowed; 13 inches is not uncommon, with a typical girth approximating a large cucumber. When a TomTomLonghammer walks his balance is drastically impacted by his pigeon toes. His large longhammer, in essence, serves as a counter weight The swings back-and-forth between his legs, offsetting his uneven gait. Thus, Genetic researchers believe that the size of his penis is a genetic adaptation that allows him to walk upright. When a TomTomLonghammer is angry, typically he goes cross eyed, Pull his pants down around his ankles, and begins to masturbate while screaming “bangladore” at the top of his lungs.

Damn, look at that dude over there. He’s hung like a horse, he must be a TomTomLonghammer.

by MalibuRecon May 15, 2018

Tomtom

A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.

To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!

Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.

Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!

Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.

by ioi0 June 1, 2020

TomTom

TomTom is literally so funny and cool like how tf anyways tomtom u r like amazing and very swag 👍

TomTom is one of the coolest ppl ik :)

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by Alyssa_<3 August 23, 2021

Tomomi

Really pretty girl that always smiles when she bullies her boyfriend because he is chubby.

She is also a pervert.

Friend A: I heard you have a new girl.
Friend B: Yes, I'm dating a girl named Tomomi.
Friend A: Really? I guess she likes guys who don't go to the gym.
Friend B: I know, and she's also freaky in bed.

by Copito de Nieve October 28, 2019

topomax

an anti psychotic that if you take makes you space out for days. you'll be sitting there and repeating shit all day.

damniel! i know you ron the topomax cuz your repeating yourself....

by topamonster May 3, 2005

tomomo

A sweet cute way to say tomorrow. The wonderful day after today is tomomo. The opposite of yesterday is tomomo. People that are cute say tomomo. An easy sweet way to get out of things that need to be done on the next day tomomo.

I will wash the dog tomomo. I will do the dishes tomomo. I will give you sex tomomo.

by Baby Scheller April 17, 2009

toMOMi

c below or above

i dont toMOMi everynite!!
only on the weekends!! lol

by Corn March 3, 2003