tolitgilber

a large toilet containing man-eating goldfish.

Sue: Man that toilet is making weird sounds! Look at all the fish!
Bob: Oh, must be a tolitgilber! *screams high pitched girlish scream and runs away*
Sue: Noooooo!

by soninjacca June 28, 2010

toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.

Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?

by Telephony December 14, 2011

toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009

Tolil

A name describing a reusable item or charcter in an MMORPG. Normally a player character - Tolil is destined to be deleted and reused an indefinate amount of times.
Different versions of Tolil are counted as "marks" ie -

Tolil mk IV

Hey guild, I'm deleting this Tolil - get ready to invite Tolil mk XI

by Lost Scout May 2, 2011

Toliet Terrorism

When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.

Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.

by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018

Tolibobber

It started as one. But now we are all Tolibobber. Tolibobber is all.

All "Tolibobber"

by Saminipop March 14, 2021

Tolis

The mothefucking Kala-G from the Athens Greece LBC

Am I go meet Tolis the dog

by Tdog April 21, 2005