torked off

to be mad or irritated

That guy's blaring his horn and yelling at me. I think he's torked off.

by Bobby64 April 21, 2011

Tonked

Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal

Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.

by bulghur November 20, 2009

Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.

chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll

by mr pickleson August 3, 2018

Towked

Towked: means Smoked.

Towk: Smoke

I towked the hell out of that cigar!

by Sir Lt-Havoc September 25, 2010

Toked Thursday

When you don't have any alcohol on a Thursday night to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, but you have weed. So instead you just smoke a ton.

Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!

by sum kidd January 27, 2011

Tooked

To get punched or beating the shit out of someone or something

“You want to get tooked”

by Pokepoke May 30, 2018

torked

broken.
when used in this sense, "torked" indicates anger and/or frustration with the situation.

Man, the hail from that storm really torked the roof of my car.

He got his face torked-up during that fist fight last night!

by [e-mail] July 5, 2009