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Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020
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wee todd did

(adj) A shorter way of saying sofa king wee todd did. wee todd did is a more commonly used phrase because of it's short/fast response. The phrase sounds like retarded when spoken out loud. When said, each "word" in the phrase has a short pause. This is because wee todd did and retarded may be comprehended differently depending on the person who hears the word/phrase. This phrase is mostly used by people ages 11-14 but sometimes people as old as 18 may use it. This phrase is very offensive when said to a person who is actually retarded.
ex 1. Wow. That girl is wearing a Hannah Montana shirt at an Atreyu concert! She's gonna get shot. She's wee todd did.
ex 2. That girl Darlene is so wee todd did because she choked on an orange, she jumped around dancing and everyone thought she was having a good time when she was actually dying.
ex 3. Nina must have felt wee todd did when her friends started dancing in they car like they were wee todd did.
ex 4. I felt so wee todd did last night because I drank too much and hooked up with someone really ugly!
by KzN March 14, 2009
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Jason Todd

An anti-hero,2nd Robin, Son of Bruce Wayne. Who had massive titties and abnormally huge thigh with hot dump truck.
Not lying, Jason Todd is really hot and cool.
by Jason’s thick dump truck November 26, 2021
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Flaming Todd

The act of pooping on the toilet after eating a large breakfast while having another guy watch you and smoke a cigarette. Usually accompanied with conversation about how cool it is to miss class.
Dude did you go to class today?

No my buddy was pulling a Flaming Todd and I couldn't bail on him.
by SGU!! November 12, 2011
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Todd Howard

In just seven days Todd Howard along with Bethesda created Elder Scrolls V, Skyrim. During the 8th day he added a texture pack that summoned Fallout 4 into this mortal world. After all this Todd's power had grown superior to his mortal human body, so he evolved and became GOD HOWARD. After this he got blinded by his own power, creating the most fearsome things on Earth that us mortals can only discuss through cursed legends. Fallout 76 and Elder Scrolls Online are among these doomed creations.
by SmoothSpicySauce April 5, 2019
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todd rundgren

One amazing dude who re-wrote the books of making, preforming, recording, producing, writing, playing, reciveing, identifing, and hearing music. And yet sadly, is hardly given any recognision for it.
"Oh yeah that Todd Runring guy, he has that Hello Its Me song right?" Yeah um, Todd Rundgren wrote that one and about 1,000 "other" songs nobody seams to notice.
by KingRex August 3, 2007
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Jason Todd

Getting beaten by or beating someone with a metal object (crowbar)
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I'm gonna Jason Todd you
by Joker2814 January 9, 2019
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