Twatface

When someone's a gay fuck

"Jason has a new turtle neck"
"What a twatface"

by Moseslikessheep February 10, 2018

toastfucker

One whose proclivity for sexual desperation runs so deep that they would butter up a piece of toast and masturbate with it. syn, Wanker

"What, you didn't go out with that fat chick, did you? Bob, you are truly a toastfucker!"

by Zanshin August 3, 2003

twatface

An idiot who you kinda adore. You are showing your affection with this name

*in a conversation*
Person 1: hey rockstar
Person 2: sup?
Person 1: ily, twatface xo

by Scotslass January 11, 2015

Toastjack

to take toast which was intended for (and made by) someone else

*toaster pops*
*sam: (takes toast and begins consumption of bready goodness)

*liam: don't toastjack me you rEtard!!

by compI April 11, 2010

Toasterface

When someone says, "u" instead of you, and you mentally murder them 500000000000000000000 times, and then block their number.

Annoying person: *texting* did u get the math homework
Me: *Blocks number and ignores person until they see the made mistake and say sorry*
Annoying Person: Sorry, I was being a toasterface earlier, I was in a rush.

by IreallyLikePizza May 27, 2018

tastyace

A tasty vibe sauce that drips bass slosh and is hard to understand which makes the vibrations slightly mysterious and can get bitches wet on the proper dose of mdma

Yo bruh u listen to that new tastyace track? Fackin slosh brruuh skrrrrtarrd

by skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt12345 September 22, 2020

ToastMage

Someone who is severely sexually attracted to animals, specifically dogs or cats.

That person is fucking my dog, he is definitely ToastMage

by zenjim December 7, 2021