Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few

I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.

by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018

flip to shit

when one is in a urinal and must quickly turn and take a dump

a person grills their own poop to get high

Shannon, the Phantom Pooper, struck again when she flip to shit on Matt's toilet.

Maddi flip to shit on Lauren's grill for fun.

by Murfffdawg September 13, 2011

It girl to shit girl

Someone whose brief moment of celebrity is over.

Chris: Hey, what's the "cash me outside" girl doing these days?
Pat: Who knows? She's had her 15 minutes.
Chris: Hmm. From it girl to shit girl.

by Pelican Man April 28, 2017

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

falling to shit

a combination of the phrases"falling apart" and "going to shit"

communist or socialist either way the US is falling to shit!

by flutterbye417 February 6, 2009