leaves

The big new thing to smoke. It dosn't get you high or nothing, but it is very "cool" with kids 8- 11.

Stephanie likes to smoke leaves.

by Donna January 10, 2004

leavings

the last few draws of a cigarette

hey jack, i want your leavings when your finnished smoking.

by faggaholic September 20, 2009

leaving cert

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.

Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !

by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016

Leaving Venus

An indie band from NC; a term used to express anguish when giving up on love, if only temporarily.

Leaving Venus wrote the song "Handgun (Welcome to America).
My heart is broken-- I'm Leaving Venus, man.

by Damon Tyndal April 18, 2008

The Letterkenny Leave

When you steal a two-four and walk through a sliding glass door.

Person 3: " I think its time for The Letterkenny Leave"
Person 1:" Drastic times."
Person 2: "Drastic Measures."

by Daryl_In_Perril_Snackbar June 12, 2018

Leaving NeverLand

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.

Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!

by The real smooth criminal March 15, 2019

leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

by alfienukka February 24, 2009