Luggage Tits

Tits so big you have to check them at baggage .

Did you see Emily’s luggage tits? Is she going out of town?

by Disrespectful Dave February 24, 2021

Tits on Sticks

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.

Marie's nickname is tits on sticks

by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

Chippy Tits

An incredibly fat man (or woman) with abnormally large moobs, usually produced from eating a lot of takeaway foods.

man have you seen the chippy tits on that guy?!

by dsjgdlgdf August 17, 2010

Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.

Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011

Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

Jacked to the Tits

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Calm your tits

A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"

Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*

Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it

combusts.
*end of discussion*

Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...

Thank you for your time

by Quinelle April 7, 2014