tit monkey

A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.

"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"

by bettie May 8, 2005

tit monkey

a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement

Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.

by Scatter Jack October 11, 2008

tagmonkey

One who loves to follow Isaac to www.tagmonkey.net. And make love to the monkey men that reside there.

This definition falls into the drugs category.

I love to tag the monkeys at tagmonkey.net because it is blah, etc.

by Isaac January 31, 2004

Tit monkey

A term used to describe a breast feeding infant!!

Dear the tit monkey needs feeding can you put a tit in his mouth!!!

by Wally bazoom May 13, 2016

titmonger

someone that sells tits

Jim decided he was going to be a titmonger when he grew up.

by steeb February 11, 2003

tit monkey

One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.

Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.

by T-Moneytitmonkey November 21, 2007

tagmonkey

Someone who manipulates HTML mark-up for artistic purposes such as over at www.tagmonkey.com

I was just tagmonkeying around with the colspan tags to get the icon aligned right of the clear gif colour field

by Ben July 17, 2003