Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.

John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.

by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009

Anus tangerinus

The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.

The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

fingering

Position of the fingers, while playing musical instrument, for example on the guitar fretboard, or piano keyboard.

My music teacher taught me 5 ways of fingering

by dildo777 October 20, 2018

fingering

Fingering can be used to make a woman wet and horny before having sex, by rubbing a finger in her vagina. It may be safer to start with one finger only. It is also recommended to use a nail file to shape your nails before fingering a pussy, in addition to a lubricant or saliva from the woman, to prevent hurting the pussy.

You should start fingering my pussy now!

by Find a Wingman June 15, 2020

Air Fingering

The act of giving a fingering gesture to women as you pass them, whilst making a squeeking noise as a suggestion of tightness.

Ben gave two 'birds' a good air fingering as we drove past. Leaving both birds confused yet satisfied.

by Clunge Bandito's June 25, 2009

tangerine

1. A small orange
2. A led zeppelin song
3. A really fat and lazy orange cat

1. Want a tangerine?
2. Have you heard Tangerine? it's good
3. Tangerine STOP EATING, it's been 3 hrs!

by Coca December 23, 2003

fat-fingering

Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than one key at a time. A common problem for those of us with pudgy fingers.

I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!

by pentozali May 13, 2006