Timpani

A term used to describe someone who everyone thinks is a furry, but is not

"Yo peter over there is a timpani"

by EeveeTube_MC May 31, 2018

timpac

the funniest guy alive

He died laughing from watching one of Timpac's videos.

by Fredryk Phox July 11, 2004

Tampax

Tampax is a brand of tampon devised by the city of St. Petersburg, Florida in an effort to make the adjacent city of Tampa look less appealing. It didn't work.

Ha, ha. Tampa sounds like Tampax.

You're an asswipe, you know that.

by TheOneManHerd October 9, 2010

tampax

1. To fail at obtaining necessary goods and / or products while in a foreign country. 2. The feeling one has when one unsuccessfully tries to find goods and / or products in a foreign country.

Tampaxed in China!

by Dee Snider November 8, 2010

Tampax tiff

An argument between girlfriends that results from PMS-related irritability.

"Wow, did Rachel really mean to call Sheila a fatassed booty bitch?

Nah, man, they were just having a Tampax tiff. Time of the month."

by Ms. J. January 12, 2012

Glass Tampax

Someone or something that is utterly useless

"That fat fuckers running shoes are as much use as a glass tampax."
"My grandads love rifle is as much use as a glass tampax, cos he's dead"
"The spunk stain on the IVF clinic carpet is as much use as a glass tampon"

by griggy October 21, 2006

tampax

another word used to hide the meaning; a diaper big girls use when their hole gets leaky

in the commercial,the couple's boat was sinking and the man used the tampax to plug it up and save themselves.
oooor in the song...PUT ANTHRAX ON TAMPAX

by dude March 5, 2004