Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord) 

Dx9ing monster trained under ISoldYouOnEbay for 1 year before becoming top 8 streets players from 2021 - 2022. Retired due to relationship with friends falling apart. Dislikes weird cyborgs and is the top 1 troll to have touched the game earning a spot in hall of fame. Noted for changing the way ts players speak.

brew? Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord)
smartest guy in ohio

cheating machinery

Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord) by selly_o February 12, 2023

Goofy Timed 

When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.

Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed

Goofy Timed by Fawkin Penisu November 27, 2009

Being a Timmer 

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.

You're being such a Timmer.

Being a Timmer by Grace-ums April 30, 2005

Timmel 

The opposite of what is funny, humorous, or satrical.

Also the last name of a very poor comedian hence the root of the word.

Wow you really timmeled that up, you're no John Belushi.

Timmel by Stewbacca July 3, 2006

Timmerman 

A name for amazing people. Timmerman is a name for very beautiful and confident people. They are very unique and creative. They live life to the fullest. They are very good in relationships. They normally are verrry sexy and wild at heart.

Timmermans are like hott chicks with brains.

Timmerman by Sceney Scenable July 30, 2009

fresh trimmed pricklies

The 5 o'clock shadow that appears on your sack the following day after you shave.

Drew has red hair and decided to shave his balls and the following day his sack had grown red, fresh trimmed pricklies.

fresh trimmed pricklies by Koone May 16, 2008

Timmer 

a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!

Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"

Timmer by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011