Timeline Jock

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.

Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?

by Outstandin February 6, 2012

timecia

Usually tall. Very intelligent and mature. Seems like an uptight person but when you know her she's goofy and playful all the time. She's a low key stoner. Eats a lot but never gains weight. Very strong mentally.

Damn dude, she's strong, she's gotta be a Timecia.

by Zion1008 December 22, 2016

Lady Timer

This simply is a tool to time your ladies. Hence Lady Timer. Can be anything from a piece of paper to your mobile phone when used to time dates.

Dude1: "Look lets steal this nerds calendar"

Dude2: "Yeah. Why the hell would he need a Lady Timer"?

by Don Frye February 3, 2010

Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

short timer syndrome

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.

The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

by franmarta March 22, 2013

timepiece

An overpriced watch.

Watch Salesman 1: How can we get more than $15 for this watch?
Watch Salesman 2: Add 4 zeroes on to the end of the price, and call it a timepiece.
Watch Salesman 1: Brilliant!

by SailorMeeko December 20, 2006

Timera

Absolutely beautiful girl/woman with a nice shaped, large butt and an hourglass figure. Friendly personality but will ruin your life if you mess with her. Sex goddess,is loyal and knows how to love.

Bro she's alright but not as good as Timera man

by Thedanknamedefiner June 25, 2017