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Pat Tillman

An NFL player who went to war in Afghanistan before everyone who realized what a disaster it would be, and then died in a pointless friendly fire incident; a man of great courage and conviction, and very little faith.
"Is it true Pat Tillman was an atheist?"
"Well, he didn't go to church, but even if he was, does that make him any less of an American hero?
by Lady Csyde February 8, 2007
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telemarketers

Little annoying @!#$% that keep on calling you when your busy
The @#$!ing telemarketer called me while i was eating
by Anonymous July 6, 2003
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pat tillman

one of the most admirable people to ever walk the earth
by go devils December 7, 2004
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telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.
Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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tisemajn

It is something Milkan dosent have
Milkan dosent have a tisemajn
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telemarketer

The telephone equivalent of spam.

The worst kind of salesman in the universe.

Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.

How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant

How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:

Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need

Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:

Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"

Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
Notorious telemarketers = Orange County Register, Phone survey groups, Magazine subscribers

All mentioned above, kiss my ass
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
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telemark

1. A style of skiing (mainly practiced by hippies) that involves half a binding, half a brain, and a whole lot of balls. Well suited for powder and backcountry access.

2. a place in Norway
I’m a pot smokin’, tree hugin’, telemarkin’ hippie
Telemark: drop knees not bombs
by beerman January 23, 2006
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