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tilemaxoss

Tilemaxos the best fucker . Oh my
Tilemaxoss the best fucker
tilemaxoss by Gavrqos February 24, 2021
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The manliest person who is smart and kind. They attract all female attention and get a lot of action with them.
Oh my god telemakos is so big and strong!
telemakos by Built _different889 November 25, 2021

Tilemachos 

He's is a sexy ethereal bitch who flights you from distance. However he's shy. Don't underestimate him, he is a talented bitch and he also fucks nicely. His secret power, his coconuts. You should put them in your mouth. Period.
Tilemachos:*exists*
Someone: omg, Tilemachos is coming!! I can't keep my pants on.
Tilemachos by It's Themis b*tch November 21, 2021

Tilemachos 

Tilemachos is a Greek name. It describes someone who is gay and was born to a whore. Its tail is very small and almost invisible. He's also stupid and ugly.
Who is gay and lost.

Tilemachos
Tilemachos by Fastman98 November 22, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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