puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

by wendigodude January 26, 2018

trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

Trumper Thumper

Someone who really likes Donald Trump, They have shrines of him, know all his personal information, and will fiercely defend him in every shape or form, even if they sound out of their minds

Davis: Who do you guys want for president? I want John Kasich
John: Ima cruse with Cruz
Aaron: Im-a-Cuban so Rubio
Liam: i dunno... Hilary Bush... Washington, oh Clinton
Elliott: I want Sanders, did I mention I drive a Toyota Prius

Wyatt: I WANT TRUMP, HE'S GOOD, COOL AND I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM! WALLS WALLS WALLS
Davis, John, Liam, Arron, and Elliott: o_O Trumper Thumper?

by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 28, 2016

Booty trumpet

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".

Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.

by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010

Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020

The Thumper

A glorious sexual act, which is simply the missionary position with one of the female counterpart’s legs hiked up over the male’s shoulder.

Last night, I performed the thumper on that random chick from the bar.

by Thump Sr April 12, 2021

trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips

It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil

by Loopydave December 1, 2018