Treasequence

The consequences of putting a Hitler impersonating Russian puppet in the White house.

Today's treasequence was a market crash. Yesterday's was cutting and running in Syria.

by elspi December 24, 2018

Life Threatening Head

When someone gives head so good that you feel like you're about to die.

"Bro, she gave me head last night and I swear I saw the light for a minute before I nutted."

"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."

by Koit October 5, 2023

Sexually Non Threatening

richie rich

man hes so sexually non threatening, makes me super comfortable; am i sexually non threatening..?; just act like you dont care then you'll be sexually non threatening

by prissycow November 20, 2018

Threae

A useless thread on a forum with minor spelling mistakes and causes massive arguments among the people on the thread.

Me and Bob were looking at some global warming threae last night, the guy posting it was obviously naive!

by Joe Barbensenn June 29, 2009

threesexual

Someone who is threesexual has no interest in a relationship with another person of the same sex, or indeed in one-on-one sexual encounters with someone of the samesex but who engages in same-sex sexual acts as part of threesomes or groupsex.

'Hey, I saw you giving that guy head at that orgy last night, I didn't know you were gay.'
'Oh, I'm not gay, I'm threesexual, my girlfriend was helping me out with it.'
'Oh, cool'.

by Tulcha April 18, 2017

threader

A threader is a collection of tweets from one author compiled into one piece of text.

This Twitter thread is great! I’ll share its threader on Facebook.

by Forstall May 11, 2020

Serial threatener

Hello?

Hym "I don't know what part of 'serial threatener' you didn't understand but that's not what I'm lauded for... I'm lauded for being a genius and inspiring the world. The 'serial threatener' is the excuse you use to justify my exploitation."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2022