a group of people who, under the direction from his majesty Jason Bourne, rid this world of the filth known as thots
thot: lets bang
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
by yyeeeetttttt April 4, 2018

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 9, 2018

Getting a 30 caliber gun with a sling and 20+ round mag and walkin with in a neighborhood or property
by Wallace the cat May 9, 2018

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.... Hello Boys? I need thot patrol asap on the rotunda.
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!
by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 9, 2018

by Variant647 October 30, 2018

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.
A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.
by B-rizzle November 30, 2018

by Hondipo September 18, 2018
