Toobining

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting

by The Billman October 20, 2020

Thooming

This is when a group of individuals in a setting (party, gathering, twitch chat etc) become very excited or hyped up. This is usually due to a loud song being played. Honestly it simply means to be turnt asf lol

We THOOMING!! or Whats a nice thoom song?

by KingBright November 17, 2018

Snow Toobin

The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.

Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?

by Dbrasco37 October 19, 2020

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020

Thoomin

When Hamlinz and Twitch chat are playing music so loud that the speakers go THOOM!!!

"AYYYYYE WE THOOMIN!!!"

by carti247 January 8, 2019