thonker

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

by goobygoon May 9, 2022

thungering

Hungering thunder, also known as the rumbling in one's tummy.

"I've got a thungering in my tummy for something yummy to eat!"

by Destiny&Kitty April 11, 2008

thingers

Thingers are misshaped thumbs that resemble fingers. Potentially advantageous in thumb wrestling or video games. Notable celebrity with thingers, Megan Fox.

I heard Juan stink-thingered that new hostess from the brew pub last night with his freaky E.T. looking thingers!!

by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

poopchute spork thinger

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger

by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022

tonger

a man whos willer is smaller than his balls when erect

o look at that man his nob is smaller than his balls and he is arouse what a tonger

by purdy June 11, 2006

man thonged

when a woman makes a man where her thong

My girlfirend man thonged me today.

by yeash August 6, 2009

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013