j-theist

A jewish atheist

(see also: jagnostic)

Want all that cool jewish oppression, but not all the shitty religion? Be j-theist.

by Teteae May 8, 2006

thinist

An ignorant person who shames someone for being thin.

stop shaming Arya for being thin, you thinist!!

by Dwayne Johnson stan April 3, 2021

Thenis

non-binary penis (they + penis)

"my non binary friend has a huge thenis!"

by wirelezz February 11, 2022

flexi-theist

People who swing between religious beliefs and/or atheism.

A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?

B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!

by Shannning January 11, 2010

Theist

The atheist equivalent of the word "heretic".

Frequently used as an insult by internet atheists who, lacking a large enough penis, must find other ways to appear adequate.

Person 1: Hello, I am a Hindu/Jew/Christian/etc... person.
Person 2: BRAINWASHED THEIST!!! U R DUM!!! Y U NO LIEK SCIENCE!?
Person 1: Actually, I happen to be a published physics professor, so I think science is pretty good.
Person 2: QUANTUM MECHANICS SEZ STUFF COMES FROM NOTHING!!! GOD IS DUM!!!
Person 1: Actually, QM doesn't say that at all. Perhaps you should actually learn what you're talking about before you act like a moron on the internet.

by Dr. Bob! May 16, 2011

TheListo

The List of Many Names : TheListo
A Great overlord of many games and websites. Where he goes no one else knows except for the community of Dan-Ball, especially Theshadowlord and his gay slave Dhoom.

TheListo - Omnipotent

by TheListo October 25, 2010

Theist

A person who has lost the capacity of clear and rational thought.

Theists have imaginary friends.

by jfdkjsfdhkj December 16, 2008