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The Irish Stout

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.
Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?
by Jahns… December 20, 2024
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The Irish Exit

Also known as Irish Exit, is when a USUALLY wasted individual shits their drawers, and abandons the evidence, leaving virtually unscathed.
"Some guy pulled The Irish Exit at my Saint Patty's party last Saturday"

"That's vile- is it still there?!?"
by BobWhatsHisName January 22, 2026
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luck of the irish

This isn't luck at all, but more of an attitiude, a positive look at a bad situation.

The Irish didn't survive a potato famine, and being treated as 3rd class citizens upon their arrival to the U.S. (til the mid-late 1900's)by not having a positive outlook and a great sense of humor!
Mary-"I was just wearing my new shoes today when I stepped in a HUGE cow shit"

Michael-"Well then, tis a LUCKY thing you were wearing shoes!"

Mary-"Yea, Luck of the Irish"
by Eileen F. March 9, 2008
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Attack of the Irish

Software programming bug caused by user-inputted text containing apostrophes.

Originated from an Irish last name.
When the user entered the name "O'neal, Shaquille" to the form, the application crashed when the user tried to submit because of an Attack of the Irish bug.
by Analyst Drew April 19, 2011
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Fuck the Irish

a. term used to describe Notre Dame... unlike the real Irish, they aren't cool at all and tend to be complete idiots, especially that fucking Rudy guy...Who the hell cares anyway????
- at the Purdue - Notre Dame game, Pete yells, "Fuck the Irish!" pretty self explanatory...
by Ben Weiss September 23, 2008
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Luck of the Irish

A term that has it's roots in the ironic fact that the Irish are not that lucky at all. Originating from the 1800s, the "Luck of the Irish" referred to their bad luck, having throughout their history suffered famines and invasions that took millions of lives. When the Irish began emigrating on mass to the United States, Canada, Australia and Great Britain, to escape the Emerald Isle the phrase "can you believe the luck of the Irish" was frequently used.
John Lennon - If you had the luck of the Irish
You'd be sorry and wish you were dead
You should have the luck of the Irish
And you'd wish you was English instead!
by Irishlad1916 March 12, 2015
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Play the (Irish) Banjo

To dig a hole with a shovel.

((Irish)Banjo is an old slang term for a shovel.
Back in the old days People did not have heavy digging equipment they have today, so they played the Irish Banjo
by Light Joker March 12, 2004
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