icicle bitch

a woman who has a heart colder than ice when it comes to the bedroom

mary was such an icicle bitch, she never likes to play my rusty trumbone

by dan85 April 30, 2008

Icicle Dash

Take 12-15 guys to a playground and have them lay on the jungle gym with their dongs dangling down through like icicles. Run through the dangling dongs like you are running though icicles, preferably with your mouth agape and tongue out letting them smack you in the face.

Dude #1-We'll, off to the public playground again.

Dude #2- Going on an icicle dash? Need me to hang out on the monkey bars again?

Dude #1 - No thanks! I'm taking all of my frat bros down with me again.

by TheAC January 27, 2017

Icicle Pyramid

the best motherfucking classic game ever created, that three friends would fight over to play on Nintendo 64. It is so addicting, that boys and girls alike would stay up ALL night getting to the next "cup" or level. Unfortunately, you have to take out your friends AND enemies on Icicle Pyramid balloon battle. Icicle Pyramid = Good memories that last forever.

Dang, Aubreh feels so sad out when Aymba and Shealeh don't giver her a turn playing Icicle Pyramid!

by Miss.Buttsniffer November 14, 2010

Brown Icicle

The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.

I need to take a hot shower, sarah just gave me a brown icicle

by manswer April 29, 2009

Morning Icicle

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.

Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.

by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011

wrist icicle

When you fist a girl and she creams on your hand/wrist leaving you with a white ring around your wrist.

"Jenny and I were getting really into it last night, and she gave me a wrist icicle after I started fisted her!"

by Spdudws January 3, 2017

spiced icicle

An ice cube or other frozen treat willfully devoured after being purposefully inserted into both a vagina and an anus (usually on the same female, but by no means limited to such singular flavorings).

Helena had all the best qualities: universally beloved by all who knew her socially, and so freaky in the sack that I finally just ate her spiced icicle, because I WANTED TO.

by bergbachmetz October 23, 2010