Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

by HeyLaney July 11, 2009

coof

A shortened term for “cunt-goof”. This person achieves the standards of a cunt and a goof simultaneously.

Sharon: Joey you’re a coof of a son!
Joey: Shut up Sharon you’re not my real mom!

by ooodeee March 5, 2018

Coof Dook

The crap you take when you have Covid. Usually comes out of nowhere with little to no warning

Justin- Boot dude!! You have the Coof!

Darren-Odly enough I'm constipated so I'm trying to figure that out LOL haven't experienced one of those coof Dooks like you were talking about H

by Jdawg1113 January 16, 2022

Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

by Bezzle Bedeviled July 11, 2022

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 18, 2015

COOF

Anagram for the phrase "cum on our face"

COOF!

by SirCort June 14, 2021

Coof

A very offensive term to inflect hate on another person. Coof can also be a sign of affection. Someone who is a coof can also be goofy.

I hate that dumb Coof.

Awe man, he is sooo coofy.

Damn that boy fine, he must got a nice coof on him.

by Proboldpants1 January 11, 2021