Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 5, 2009

on the bird

Programing on satellite TV.

Yo I just cause an awesome late night ballgame up on the bird.

by ekt8750 April 9, 2010

jaying the bird

1. Being active in Rob Henrys AP Lang class.

2. Doing Rob Henry's Busy Work

Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"

The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird

by Vince Macintosh May 4, 2011

Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018

word to the bird

said when you are agreeing with someone

jenell is so lame... yea word to the bird

by paprika wellington December 25, 2007

the bird

The finger, the New York state bird, the one finger salute.

1. I flipped off an annoying fan at a Bears game in 90.

2. Mike Ditka grabbed his manhood and flipped off the fans for harrassing him and the Saints players. He was later fired for the incident.

by Saints September 28, 2003

The Birdcage

A pick up play in which a heterosexual male wingman portrays a homosexual male in order to win the attention and trust of a female or group of females as a means of introduction for his heterosexual companion.

When Rich and Corey ran The Birdcage, Rich won the ladies attention and Corey reaped the benefits.

by Barnibus Stinson October 6, 2010