The Wood

Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.

I live in the wood, therefore I am awesome!!

by TR lova September 22, 2004

woods

Incarceration Term-Used to describe whites in prison/jail. Short for peckerwood, a derogatory term used to portray dumb white boys. Much like redneck.
The Aryan Brotherhood white supremicist gang states that it means Whites Only One Day Soon. This is incorrect however.
Blacks are brothers or kinfolk. American latinos are chicanos. Immigrant latinos are pisanos. Indians are chiefs.

One of the woods in our block got caught stealing a radio. The wood head sent out the torpedos to stomp him. That punk bitch won't be able to walk for a year.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

Wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003

A-Wood

Name of an alcoholic beverage. It's a combination of pineapple soda and pear absolut vodka. The best drink ever. Originates from Santa Barbara, California.

Last week I got totally messed up cause I was drinking A-Wood all night.

by Dwayne Bowe September 14, 2009

the woods

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.

Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005

Wood

Something you can stroke really fondly, or can be stuck in ryan

Damn Ryan, look at dat wood

by Yesbbay June 04, 2016

woods

Woods are the white guys in prison.

I gave message to the woods about you in county.

by Holly January 08, 2005