A Masterbation technique used in place of stroking off. First you remove all your clothes and lie prone on the bed. Then you rock left and right while using the surface to hold pressure on your sword. Just prior to climax roll into the supine position for sweet release or lateral recumbant if you prefer.
by Luke Palmer October 11, 2007
by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD May 15, 2015
by Ryan Penn May 10, 2006
"Hey, do you see that guy over there? He is talking to himself and laughing at his own jokes. He's such a wiggle."
"Those people over there are hanging upside down, eating cucumbers while reciting Shakespeare. They are definitely wiggles!"
"Those people over there are hanging upside down, eating cucumbers while reciting Shakespeare. They are definitely wiggles!"
by sarah_123smith December 21, 2010
To get on the floor with sexual paraphanelia (lotion, barbie doll, etc) and masturbate using the pavement as a sexual partner.
Person 1: "Hey Taylor, do you ever masturbate?"
Person 2: "Well....sometimes I get on the floor and just....you know....wiggle!!!"
Person 2: "Well....sometimes I get on the floor and just....you know....wiggle!!!"
by LuckyJackAubrey July 13, 2010
by W-i-g-g-l-e November 12, 2013
Def - 1 - The whippin boy at school. Theres always one of em in each group at school...No matter how much he gets beat up or tortured, the lil sucker always goes back for more, hopin that one day, there'll be a new whippin boy introduced. There never will be. Whippin boys dont change, once a whippin boy, always a whippin boy.
Def - 2 - The kid who always tries to make the jokes, that, if anybody else had made, would of been funny, but cos he got there first, its not funny...This causes people to rip the piss out of him and push him out of the group...even more than he already was...fucking wiggles...
Def - 2 - The kid who always tries to make the jokes, that, if anybody else had made, would of been funny, but cos he got there first, its not funny...This causes people to rip the piss out of him and push him out of the group...even more than he already was...fucking wiggles...
Ex-1-Cool Kid - Hey look its wiggles, sup wiggles?
Wiggles - Not Mu-
Cool Kid - *Punches Wiggles + Breaks His Glasses*
Wiggles - HEEEEEY !!! You Big Meanie McNasty !!!
Cool Kid - Shh...
Ex-2-Wiggles - So, the bishop says, that wasnt my crucfix.
Cool Kid - ...
Wiggles - ...?
Cool Kid - Fagget...Go home and sodomize yourself with
a cucumber sandwich...
Cool Kid #2 - *Punches Wiggles*
Cool Kid - *Breaks His Glasses*
Froggy - Gg...
Wiggles - Not Mu-
Cool Kid - *Punches Wiggles + Breaks His Glasses*
Wiggles - HEEEEEY !!! You Big Meanie McNasty !!!
Cool Kid - Shh...
Ex-2-Wiggles - So, the bishop says, that wasnt my crucfix.
Cool Kid - ...
Wiggles - ...?
Cool Kid - Fagget...Go home and sodomize yourself with
a cucumber sandwich...
Cool Kid #2 - *Punches Wiggles*
Cool Kid - *Breaks His Glasses*
Froggy - Gg...
by (_.·'{---FroGGy---}'·._) August 30, 2006