between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

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The Grocery Store

The best name for a strip club.

Babe, I'm going to the grocery store.

by Sciipio January 28, 2019

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the marijuana store

The place where you walk in and buy marijuana

I just got paid; it's time to go to the marijuana store

by Queen Buttrix February 12, 2022

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is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

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how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

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n: where people in Ontario, Canada go to buy beer. They sell everything from Canadian brewed beer to imported beer, even beer related merchandise!

The beer store is also controlled by the Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) and was founded in 1927. As of 2007, there were 450 Beer Stores in operation across Ontario.

see also: LCBO

hey man... wanna grab me some Budweiser from the beer store?

by ae123456 January 20, 2009

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