spinning the globe

1. Another phrase for masturbating.

2. Another phrase for giving someone a hand/blow job.

1. I was spinning the globe last night because I was very horny.

2. First we made out, then she started spinning the globe.

by John Billy Smith June 26, 2008

Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

shining the cannon

To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."

by erotica69 September 18, 2005

spinning the fan

fibbing, lying, making up a story

When danny said he partied hard all weekend, i knew he was just spinning the fan.

by Biomed January 2, 2007

Skinning the dog

The act of tugging on one's own man bits.

Ever since my ol' lady left me, I've skinning the dog.

by Ass&kitties September 1, 2016

Shining the Holy Ark

A game on the sega saturn, in my opinion one of the best games ever created

Hey lets go play Shining the Holy Ark

by jdfikbivobgfsvbnfgibngftohnbio December 10, 2009

shining the lemur

An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.

by shinylemur November 24, 2011