The Infinitesimal Analysis

The Infinitesimal Analysis or Method of Limits is very highly developed and is applicable to almost every subject of exact thought, often asserting itself in the most surprising fashion, as in the Theories of Numbers and of Knots, to which it might seem wholly alien, suddenly unlocking and laying wide open secert passaages utterly unsuspected. In particular the Integal Calculus shows itself amazingly and unendingly fertile in the generation of new notions. As other and still other fields are exposed to investigative thought, the Calculus will receive more and more applications, and there seems to be no limit to the subtlety and refinement of its processes, to the keenness and penetration that may be given to this two-edged sword of the spirit, the strongest, sharpest and most flexible ever fashioned or wielded by the mind of man.

Mastering the infinitesimal analysis will lead to great success.

by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004

The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.

Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.

by Fascist Face January 11, 2021

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

Greatest Smashing Pumpkins Album. Actually its the Greatest album period.

Highlights on this album:
Thru the eyes of the Ruby
Porcelina of the Vast Oceans
Thirty-Three
Tonight, Tonight
1979
XYU
Bullet With Butterfly Wings


Some people say that Gish is the best. While there both good, MCIS is better, but Gish is a close second

Over-obsessed with this band, which isnt a bad thing. Listen to this album. Now

by Sp Fan June 10, 2004

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

by bingledebop April 2, 2022

the infinitecrafter

That's me!

Hello, I'm the infinitecrafter

by infinitecrafter himself June 28, 2024

Law of the Infinite Spectrum

The principle that not only do spectra exist, but they are infinite—there are infinitely many points between any two positions on any logical, rational, or formal continuum. Between "completely logical" and "completely illogical" lies an infinity of gradations, each subtly different from the next. Between "sound argument" and "fallacious argument" lies an infinite cascade of near-sound, mostly-sound, technically-fallacious-but-still-persuasive positions. The law of the infinite spectrum means that classification is always approximation, that boxes are always too small, and that any attempt to categorize human reasoning definitively is doomed to oversimplify. It's the logical equivalent of Zeno's paradox: you'll never reach the endpoint because there's always another halfway point.

Example: "She invoked the law of the infinite spectrum when her professor tried to grade arguments as simply 'valid' or 'invalid.' 'There are infinite gradations between those poles,' she said. 'This argument is more valid than that one, but less valid than another. The binary erases the nuance.' The professor said grades needed cutoffs. She said cutoffs were arbitrary. They were both right, which the law of the infinite spectrum predicted."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026