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water the general's dog

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.
by dibble bop December 20, 2010
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Where is the general location of Gabriella

This is another way to say the common joke of "Where's gaby" it makes it 10x more funny but also amplifies the pure dumbass that the joke originally was
Guy 1"You're fat seth"
Seth"I-i, FUCK WHERE IS THE GENERAL LOCATION OF GABRIELLA GUY 1"
by Wheres gaby February 27, 2022
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I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Project Perspectives In The General Context Of Things
I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Project Perspectives In The General Context Of Things
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}
George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.
by Android May 2, 2006
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Office of The Tugger General

A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.
Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.

Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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The Navy, like the Marine Corps, has 11 published General Orders of a Sentry.

However, since the first orr dipped into the water, Sailors have been smart-asses, if you give us 11 refined General Orders, we will give you back a vulgar 12th.

The 12th General Order of a Sentry is:
To walk my beat and beat my meat and fuck everything with in 15ft,
And Sir/Ma'am you are too fucking close!

This Definition is circa 1981, Naval Recruit Training Center, San Diego CA.
How the phase The 12th General Order of a Sentry - Navy , would be used
Officer: Recruit what is your 12th General Order !
Recruit: Sir/Ma'am, My 12th General Order is .... !
by FuzzyNavy May 24, 2018
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The Dollar General

Angry Karen who yells at everybody in a dollar store, thinking that her broke ass is a general.
The Dollar General was yelling at be because I took the last box of dollar store tampons
by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022
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