gardening

to hella blaze/to smoke pot

Africa: Did you get the supplies?
Hookah: Yeah. We'll be gardening in the grove tonight!

by Africa <9&> May 15, 2008

Gardening

Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.

Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!

by gardening September 17, 2017

Gardening

Plowing a ho

I'm going to do some gardening tonight

by Koltgemini February 11, 2019

Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

The Gardener

"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.

Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"

by awac March 19, 2009

Garden

Where nature is located at home.

I found a frog outside in the garden.

by SomeoneNew May 26, 2018

The Gardener

A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.

Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.

Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!

by Trigga Finga May 3, 2013