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The BibleBird

HOW TO FLIP THE BIBLEBIRD:
1. One flips the BibleBird (similar to flipping the bird or The Bird) at someone by extending their index finger in an extended horizontal position, pointing at their intended victim while uttering the phrase, "I'll pray fer yew!"

2. ONLINE -- When losing an argument or feeling in danger of losing an argument online, declare your opponent as being overly angry and then type, "I'll pray fer yew!" and immediately post.

MEANING = Derogatory and Offensive Gesture:
The flipper of the BibleBird has just passed judgement upon their victim and has declared that victim to be either eternally damned to Hell, or in grave danger of being eternally damned to Hell (as defined by the flipper's perception of their own purported Christian religion).
"I don't like the way you argue and think you are wrong. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)

"I think your ideas are full of manure/crap/shit/etc. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)

"You must be one of them Liberals. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)

"What do you mean you're an agnostic? I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)
by Bigot Bagger January 4, 2012
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The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.
The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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The bible

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020
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read the bible

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.
"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"
by Kentt August 4, 2007
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The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
by jfq June 20, 2008
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The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control
Do what your told like the bible teaches.
by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005
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The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!
by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011
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