bats in the belfry

The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric

I've got bats in the belfry
Im in the kitchen
boiling society

by Bubba March 24, 2005

Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009

Bats in the belfry

When a female has not had intercourse in quite some time, you refer to her as having “bats in her belfry”.

You’ve not had sex in 8 years? Time to clear those bats in the belfry!

by Ohiokla June 4, 2019

bats in the belfry

When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell.

"Did you hear that Ben Reilly gave that girl a bats in the belfry? BONGGGGGG BONGGGGGGG!"

by Babyballs September 23, 2008

bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

take baths in the pool

you’re dirty

do you take baths in the pool?

by secretnan April 14, 2020

Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022