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Take it to the balls

When an individual is performing fellatio and can deep throat an entire penis to where the lips can kiss the scrotum.
Brenda: Hey girl, did you hook up with Lincoln last night? Rumor has it, he’s packing heat?

Molly: Yeah, he’s huge...probably like 10 inches...but you know I can take it to the balls.
by fallgasm1111 November 9, 2019
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Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls
by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
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Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.
"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."
by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010
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Blow The Balls

A phrase meaning to uncover something early, wreck it for others.
I was plotting to go burn down my neighbors pool when my crime partner decided to Blow The Balls on the plan and add water instead.
by Slim Jims R life February 1, 2015
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by the balls

When someone has literal or figurative control of a man through a grip on his testicles (getting his conpliance by squeezing or threatening to squeeze them.
Mike was doing dishes because Ann had him by the balls (literal)

Big business has the world by the balls (figurative)
by Sam E82 August 31, 2007
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Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
by Kris Perry April 2, 2007
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deck the balls

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013
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