Faded than a hoe

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?
I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.
by splurgio October 14, 2022
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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !
by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020
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less-than-stellar

So far, the guitar classes I've been taking have been less-than-stellar since I haven't learned a single thing.
by ExpiredCabbage April 22, 2016
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Faded than a ho

When you so high you in yodieland, with the one and only Fulcrum.
1:Man, I’m faded than a ho in the Walmart

2: Hell yeah that’s some yodie shit, my boy
by MattToFast October 08, 2022
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thicker than thieves

phrase describing a close personal bond between two or more people or inseparable friends

(suggests that those who are thicker than thieves will not forsake or betray any of the others)
Person 1:
Those boys have known each other since they were toddlers.

Person 2:
Yep, they're thicker than thieves.
by BoarHog December 07, 2010
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blonder than barbie

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie
by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017
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faded than a hoe

Im in blinker city and I’m faded than a hoe”
by Blinker King October 15, 2022
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