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Thank You Based God

For when you have to thank the Based God Lil B for anything worth thanking him for.
Often abbreviated to TYBG
The Based God Lil B fucked my bitch, thank you based god.
by atlas lmao May 28, 2019
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thank u, next

grateful for the past, now onto the next and deadass not looking back. kinda like fuck off, but in a more sophisticated way
“for somebody who claims to hate relevancy you sure love clinging to it huh”

“thank u, next”

“.”
by yall blast that r&b subgenre November 6, 2018
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Thanksgiving Miscarriage

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.
by Edzone November 28, 2011
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No thank you

Would you like to upgrade your services with us today?

No thank you.

Can you spare some change?
No thank you.

Would you like to go to a Nickelback concert with me?
No thank you.
by ericparrey June 20, 2016
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Thanks for nothing

A sarcastic expression of frustration or displeasure at someone/thing.

More literal definition: I have no thanks for you because you aren't doing what I want or did something I didn't want.
Example 1:
*toothless, the dragon, flies wildly, terrifying the girl Hiccup's with*
"Thanks for nothing you useless reptile" (How to Train Your Dragon)

Example 2:
"You were supposed to bring hotdog buns! Thanks for nothing."
by drag0 July 19, 2012
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Thanks Obama

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Barack Obama.

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.
"I stepped out in the middle of the street this morning and almost got hit by a car....Thanks Obama!"

"I just got a paper cut...Thanks Obama!"
by Sarah N Dipity August 25, 2013
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Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
by crazy hooker October 11, 2009
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