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Thailand 

I live in Bangkok and it is an absolute shit hole - nice people, but:
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.

OPEN YOUR EYES.
Thailand by Finesilver February 3, 2005

Thailand 

China's Mexico
Person A: "Hey, I was kinda thinking of going to Thailand for my wedding."

Person B: "Just go to Mexico, same shit, but you know, Asian."
Thailand by Daniladi13 July 25, 2010

Thailand Whammy 

A chick takes a frozen fish and lodges it inside of her pussy as the guy bends her over and slides an eel up into her anus and then proceeds to fuck her anus.
It was my miss fortune to notice the chick in my roomate's bed trying the Thailand Whammy by herself and a wall mounted dildo.
Thailand Whammy by Nixxeed November 1, 2010

Capital Of Thailand 

When someone asks you what’s the capital of Thailand they then say Bangkok (bang-cock) and hit you in the ding-a-ling
Hey marv what’s the capital of Thailand?
Idk what is it ?
BANGKOK (bangcock) *marv gets hit in the goolies*

thailand 

A country that has been exploited by greedy westerners.
thailand by loei January 12, 2008

Whats the capital of Thailand 

the capital of whats the capital of thailand is: bangkok *slaps dick hard*

Thailand 

The land of military coups, with army generals protecting the aristocracy and the wealthy in Bangkok, when the rich and powerful feel threatened by political parties that support the farmers and villagers.
Thailand has the world's most number of temples, but it's usually its sex industry and beautiful beaches that attract budget-conscious tourists to this land of a thousand smiles.
Thailand by MathPlus August 24, 2017