Textism

Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.

I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL

by allicov August 3, 2010

Textitude

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.

Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!

by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Textosterone

1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938

Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.

by Tonytoys September 30, 2012

Texist

A person who enjoys poking fun at Texans, or Texan lifestyle.

Liz : "Is you going to hunt you some deer, and drink you some beer?" (deliberately laughs like a redneck).

Othon : "Grow up and quit being such a Texist"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009

Textistentialism

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.

Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.

by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009

Textitude

Attitude in the form of a text message.

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude

by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

textosterone

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...

that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..

by chris morrell August 3, 2007