Texas Chili Bowl 

Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.

(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.

Texas Chili Bowl by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010

Texas Chili Bowl 

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

Texas Chili Bowl by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021

Texas Chili Bowl 

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

Texas Chili Bowl by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

Texas Chili-Bowl 

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.

Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!

Texas Chili-Bowl by Cesara June 19, 2008

TEXAS CHILI BOWL 

when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .

i had a texas chili bowl with my girlfriend last night.

TEXAS CHILI BOWL by gaterman February 8, 2010

Texas Chili Bowl 

When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone

"Hi Mom"
"Can I Have A Texas Chili Bowl"
"Sure Son"

Texas Chili Bowl by DJ Psyko December 13, 2006

texas chili bowl 

Paying a whore almost nothing to lick the hot built up sweat from your ass after walking around in the sun all day.

billys mom loves to go to laredo texas for the authentic texas chili bowls and fresh queso.

texas chili bowl by juan miguel September 18, 2006