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Texas Weather

Bi-polar weather that is unpredictable. Known for drastic changes in short amounts of time, often exibiting one seaon's expected weather in a different season. Weather seemingly changes on a whim.
"Okay, explain to me how yesterday we had 80 degree weather and clear skies and today we're in the middle of an ice storm!!! Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be 80 again!"

"Hey if you don't like Texas Weather today, just wait around a few minutes and it'll change!"
by veganroyalty March 8, 2012
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Texas tunnel

A Texas tunnel is a stretched out vaginal or anal region.
After multiple babies, Susie lamented that she now had a Texas tunnel where her vagina had been.
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Texas Low Rider

A Texas girl who is so big that her horse’s back sags in the middle.
When Beatrice rode her horse to the rodeo even the bulls stopped and stared.

“Wow that’s a real Texas low rider” said one of the cowboys
by Dongslapper467 June 2, 2021
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magnolia texas

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.
by Sallywally May 10, 2018
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Texas pink

When you go "Down South" on a girl and she farts in your eye so you get pink eye.
Gunnar went down on Deena and got a bad case of the Texas Pink.
by DimitrisDiner July 9, 2016
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Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.
This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.
by GGAustin August 14, 2011
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texas sized 10-4

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context
"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"
by big boy11 October 3, 2016
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