Testosterone intolerance

The temporary condition of repulsion and/or nausea at the thought of meeting a new man after an especially bad break-up.

Thanks for wanting to introduce me to a guy at your office, but I'm still dealing with testosterone intolerance from that freeloading slob.

by KRoderick November 4, 2007

testosterone-fueled

Masculine hormonal energy associated with violence

During the war grandpa was a testosterone-fueled madman killing lots of enemies.

by 7od October 8, 2016

Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.

He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?

She: I'm an accountant

He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you

She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS

by Cherryaa November 10, 2011

testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.

Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.

by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016

testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

by boggler February 9, 2005

testosterone poisoning

When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.

"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)

A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.

- Darwin Awards, page 192

by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012