The burn of the male scrotum when entering, then sitting upon an automobile seat that has been in the sun for a period of time so that the temperature of the fabric is extremely elevated.
During the hot summer months when my car has been outside for a few hours, especially in the sun, I get testeburn every time I go for a ride!
by AZRPh January 15, 2017
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In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
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Get the Testesatchel mug.A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
Hey Jack, I should wake up George and testefy him.
That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.
Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.
The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.
Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.
The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
by MrGibblet May 13, 2009
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