two ton tessie

a fat bitch

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!

by Mr.46 November 29, 2011

two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

by shenzy August 8, 2008

playmate tessi fans

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible

"dude their really playmate tessi fans"

by playmate tessi April 19, 2021

fattie tessie

Character in the game Episode.

"Fattie Tessie is skinny now!" shouted Cole

by junebug666 May 23, 2019

grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Tessy

A selfie with an exposed testicle, where the person has given consent.

My brother took a tessy with a guy on the subway.

by newdef August 27, 2021