Teresi

Noun., used as a last name
1. From italian origin meaning "hunter"
2. Men with this last name are usually well endowed.
3. Live long lives.

1. "Look at that guy, you think he's a Teresi?"

by ivy730 March 17, 2010

layman's terms

To put something in layman's terms is to describe a complex or technical issue using words and terms that the average individual (someone without professional training in the subject area) can understand, so that they may comprehend the issue to some degree.

Instead of saying:

"You need a new piston, valve guides, stator, and counter-shaft balancer"

In layman's terms you'd say:

"There are some internal parts that need replaced"

by stealth17 October 9, 2006

come to terms with

to accept something that cannot be changed

guy 1 : "well, i've finally come to terms with the fact that she will never like me"

by DaniBabydoll April 10, 2007

teresia

A very loving \weird person an doesn't take shit from nobody! *(Caution) her weirdness may rub off on you and there's no cure, so BEWARE! Has amazing eyes that'll stare down to your soul. Also worth every minute of your time if your worth hers, Get yourself a Teresa stat!

Feeling lonely? Say no more call 1-800-Teresia an get you yours today!

by Turnerdallis88 November 26, 2017

I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.

People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011

Teresa Teng

(Chinese: 鄧麗君) A taiwanese pop singer who died as a result of a severe asthma attack in 1995. Undoubtedly the best-selling and most influential C-Pop singer of all time, Ms Teng's songs all reached classic status within her lifetime. Her songs are instantly recognisable in Taiwan, Hong-Kong, Macau, China, Japan, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and cities in North-America and Australia with large Chinese-speaking communities such as Los Angeles, Sydney, Brisbane and Vancouver. Teng is quite possibly the best known popular singer in the history of the world and is regarded by many to be the best.

Holy fuck she sings so well lah sounds almost like Teresa Teng.

by AJNPrior March 14, 2009

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014