Pee-wee trophies

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.

You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."

by IQuarent April 14, 2014

trophy trollie

Simple and basic. Its a stroller for children (fuck trophy)

Dude that chick has a fuck trophy.

how do you know that?

Simple he has a trophy trollie dumbass

by THEBIGO August 22, 2006

arm trophy

Either a male or female companion that is very attractive and desirable to be seen with in public. Much like a trophy they have little other practical use or value.

Dude, did you see that chick with Dean? She was so hot, is that his girl?

Nope, she is just another accessory, like an arm trophy.

by inspectormhp December 29, 2009

Hood Trophy

Something That Symbolizes Success Or Significance To People From the gutter.

These Chains Around My Neck Is Just Hood Trophy’s.

Valerie Is not just my wife she my Hood Trophy.

by King Ro 303 September 11, 2022

trophy figure

noun.- a dime piece thats one of a kind.

She's a genuine trophy figure

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

Tophed

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009

tephone

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!

by Telephony July 9, 2014