Tennessee

Things 'bout sweet Tennessee:
You dont get spanking; you get a butt whoopin'

We dont drink liquor; we drink whiskey

We dont call people from the north northerners; we call 'em damn yankees

We're all rednecks; just some of us are classier than others

Sweet tea and porches; our favorite things

Us Tennessee girls arent sluts; we flirt with everybody

You talk bad bout us or our kin; not only us but our friends will take turns kickin' yer ass

We dont have family; we have kin

Us Southern belles like our curves; call us fat and we'll make you regret it

Kiss my ass; our favorite insult

We people of Tennessee are the nicest people you'll ever meet!

Anything can be fried

Cammo and Guns; our guys' accsesories

Welcome to Tennessee Y'all

by Southern Belle;) January 14, 2012

Tennessee

A beautiful state with overall good people, but with an extremely high Christian population. People who are open Atheists are likely to get stoned to death. I would know, as I live there and am one. I can barely do anything.

Meeting new neighbor in Tennessee "Oh, hi there!." "You're what now?" *Picks up rocks*

by olkj March 05, 2011

Tennessee

Inbred.

They're from Tennessee, it's okay that they are cousins and they are making out

by xxAcidicSlimexx August 07, 2018

Tennessee

"Str8 from 10-uh-C, wit curls and gold teeth" = Eight Ball

how can you say Tennessee sucks?? thats one of the best states in the souf!

by willie April 01, 2004

Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.

Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!

by Ralph March 19, 2005

Tennessee

Tennessee is the best state ever! I lived in Tennessee my whole life and I ain't the least bit country! NOT! I am country and proud! Ya'll are glad you dont live in Tennessee for the summer 'cause its so hot!

I ain't a hillbilly neither is tennessee! NOT well at not at least not all people are!

by Drama0176 July 17, 2008

Tennessee

A seriously bad ass state. The people here are fucking hot, and the only rednecks live in Memphis, which everyone avoids anyway. If you hate on it you've probably never even been here before, or you're a whiny, sexually confused, and *completely* misunderstood 16-year-old that wants to be a painter when you grow up. This state is infinitely better than every other southern state, and is also the birthplace of Arnold Swarzeniggerface, Quentin Tarantino, Johnny Cash, and Elvis Presley, among many others. A metric shit ton of awesome bands have come from here and most of them are probably better than 95% of the other musicians out there right now.

Some unfunny nigger on this generally unfunny website called Urban Dictionary claiming to be from Tennessee made a list exploiting his or her homosexuality under the disguise of a list about things to know if you're going to Tennessee. Please note that everything about said list is similar to, if not completely engulfed in, the substance that exits a bull's colon and then proceeds to flow from its anus.

by A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES January 03, 2011